» The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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Pick a God and pray
—Frederick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)
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In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

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getting compared to the classmate you hate by your teacher is just wrong

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tags: #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FUCK YOU OTERO



where’s the kidz bop version of Pursuit of Happiness

crush a tin, little kids, roll a ball, don’t get bit

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"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"


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I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

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“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone


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*favorite character dies*


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i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

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tags: #yeah
—Anime protagonist with a tortured past that is still trying to grasp the magic of friendship (via thecornhusker)
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tags: #KANDA #goodbye

Howl Jenkins Pendragon is a powerful wizard living in the land of Ingary. Originally Howell Jenkins of Wales, he was part of a loose fraternity of wizards on Earth.  He owns a moving castle, and spreads rumors about himself to retain his privacy, opting to be alone and hiding from all conflict.

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tags: #my boyfriend #howl


the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

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*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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