» The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
—Frederick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)
In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful
getting compared to the classmate you hate by your teacher is just wrong
where’s the kidz bop version of Pursuit of Happiness
crush a tin, little kids, roll a ball, don’t get bit
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
*favorite character dies*
i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes
—Anime protagonist with a tortured past that is still trying to grasp the magic of friendship (via thecornhusker
Howl Jenkins Pendragon is a powerful wizard living in the land of Ingary. Originally Howell Jenkins of Wales, he was part of a loose fraternity of wizards on Earth. He owns a moving castle, and spreads rumors about himself to retain his privacy, opting to be alone and hiding from all conflict.
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*